Two Asses, They Come Together!

After all this anal talk, I just started thinking of one of my favorite jokes.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but then she hears one of the men say the following with a strong Italian accent.

“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man, “I’mma just tellun my friend howa to spella MISSISSIPPI.”

Here we go – two asses cum together!